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If you’ve ever had the joy of sharing your life with a dog, you know that they possess an innate talent for infusing our days with boundless joy, and laughter, without even trying. From their endearing quirks to their infectious enthusiasm, our canine friends gift us with a constant stream of love, fun, and amusement, all while reminding us not to take life too seriously.
In today’s post, we’ve handpicked a delightful collection of 20+ funny quotes and sayings about dogs (and dog ownership!) that encapsulate this sentiment perfectly, and resonate so deeply, that they’ll have you in stitches, too!
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20+ Funny Quotes and Sayings About Dogs That'll Make you LOL
Whether you’re a proud dog parent or simply a dog lover, get ready for a hearty dose of canine humor that’ll leave you exclaiming, “OMG, that’s so true!” – check them out below!
“If I can’t bring my dog, I’m not going.”
“My dog knows too much.”
“I was normal 2 dogs ago.”
“Dogs make everything better (except carpet…).”
“Dog walking is my cardio.”
“Sorry I’m late, I saw a dog.”
“It’s not drinking alone if your dog is home.”
“Dog hair is my glitter.”
“Silence is golden. Unless you have a puppy… Then silence is suspicious, very, very suspicious.”
“My dog’s definition of ‘helping’ is standing right in the way.”
“When I die, the dog gets everything.”
“You miss 100% of the dogs you don’t pet.”
“My dog isn’t spoiled. I’m just well-trained.”
“My windows aren’t dirty, that’s just my dog’s nose art.”
“The more people I meet, the more I love my dog.”
“I’m not obsessed with my dog, just highly dedicated.”
“My dog’s superpower is finding the stinkiest ‘treasures’ and then wearing them as cologne.”
“If my dog doesn’t like you, I probably won’t either.”
“Dogs are like potato chips; You can’t have just one.”
“I used to have a social life, but then I got a dog.”
“My dog’s hobbies include barking at nothing and stealing socks.”
“My dog is my therapist.”
“Life isn’t perfect, but my dog is.”
“You can’t tell me what to do, you’re not my dog.”
“My dog’s ‘inside voice’ is a myth I’ve given up on.”
We hope you enjoyed today’s post! For more fun, sweet, and inspiring quotes for dog lovers, be sure to check out this post, too!